I, like everyone, has jumped on the “I hate cable companies, they should all die” bandwagon. I’d feel guilty but they have been robbing me for years.
Binging is my life now. (Don’t make a joke about purging, don’t make a joke about purging.)
There will always be things I miss about cable, and here are my top four:
1. No lazily flicking around channels landing on Judge Judy, Gordon Ramsey or some other angry screamer.
2. No commercials, no ads for upcoming new shows, tampon ads with chicks riding horses and the Keebler Elves? What the heck have they been doing?
3. If you aren’t in the middle of binging something, there is nothing to do. No news channel, no weather channel, nothing…. but silence.
4. No. Fucking. Olympics. I missed my Tessa and Scott, chick hockey, dick hockey. Nothing.
To sum up: without cable you miss out on: weather and traffic. Serial killers in your neighborhood. Some cute chick getting a gold medal. A transport truck wiping out six vehicles. The winner of last night’s dog show. The fatal fire right up the street from you.
No biggie. ***orders cable… with extra Michelle Duggar.