Five Reasons I’ve Stopped Judging People

1. I’m not perfect. I didn’t use your toothbrush to masturbate on a Sunday morning, but I used the little picky thing.

2. Life is hard. I didn’t spend a year stripping to pay for that boob job, but I helped sell Timeshare to the elderly.

3. I have done things I’m not proud of. I didn’t get my child hooked on cocaine so they lost custody of my grandson, but I sold my freezer to buy weed.

4. Life is short. I didn’t go into debt to travel all over the world, see everything and actually live my life, I went into debt drinking in the bar with my friends.

5. I have made mistakes. I didn’t sleep with eight out of the fifteen guys in this bar, but I slept with that guy.

As much as I’d love to think less of some people because of the way they have to live, I can’t, some people are just lawyers!! It’s not their fault, they need jobs like everyone else.

I’m no one special. I can’t judge your life. Enjoy!!