Six Things To Do When Your Kid Is Stupid And Ugly

child-2712975_1920Now that is click bait. You didn’t like me saying he was ugly, so here, now he’s stupid too.

Your kid is ugly and stupid enough that you’re online reading about it. (And hiding the search history from your spouse)

Here are six solutions for when you don’t know what to do with that ugly idiot you sired

1. Do not tell the kid how stupid and ugly he is. He’ll learn that soon enough.

2. Put him in a sport where he gets bashed up a bit, maybe add scars.

3. Get him into karate so that when people bully him, he can beat them up.

4. Get him into music, he’s going to be alone all the time anyway, learning guitar would be perfect.

5. Make sure he gets into books, even if it’s just coffee table books of museums and architecture.

6. Get him a dog, dogs make great companions for lonely people.

Do all that and what have you got?

Someone who is physically fit.

Someone who is well versed in history and art.

Someone who is a talented musician.

Someone who is caring and kind, and maybe a bit shy.

In other words, a perfect ten.

Six Things To Do When Your Kid Is Stupid And Ugly


84 thoughts on “Six Things To Do When Your Kid Is Stupid And Ugly

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  2. Wow that was great you could have kicked the fugly id10t but instead you built them a bridge to cross instead of living under it like the rest of the fugly stupid trolls πŸ˜‰

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  3. You left out the child’s name.

    Just a suggestion – LOL!

    If the child is a boy, name him Sue or Pam and if it is a girl, name her Butch or Trump. That way they will get to practice their martial arts on a daily basis and become a master.

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  4. I love the ‘twist’, at first I thought ‘Jeeze she’s being a bit harsh!’ I’ve always been a firm believer EVERY eight year old should have their own dog, in fact there should be a law passed!

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  5. Fortunately, my 2 were neither ugly nor stupid. But I know people who do have children who fall into that category. Children: The spice of life. You have given parents sage advice, which they’ll follow, with thyme.

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  6. Too funny! I do have a good friend whose son was a homely child. She was an older Mom and knew she was attractive as her husband but… She put him into private Catholic schools knowing he couldn’t get beat up as much there as public schools. Yes he grew out of being the homely boy.

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  7. This is so funny! Kids are not perfect, everyone is not perfect, but anyone would be lucky to love the one you thought was stupid and ugly :p Parents can learn the right way to guiding their kids. Let them know that even they are not beautiful or smart, they are still be loved πŸ™‚

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  9. Funny post dear! except for one thing: training a dog… housebreaking, and all that, it’s a huge responsibility, right? if you get a dog to a stupid ugly kid means you’ll have that whole huge responsibility on your shoulders πŸ˜‰

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